Until the day I die

Just cuz im pretty fuckin intersting
Mon Jan 4

Obamas Nipple

yuppp. the real president

Fri Jun 26

txtsfrmlstnght:

(325): I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Tue Jun 23

EPIC

fmylife:

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song “Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E.” She then turned to me and said “Mom, I want to be a hooker.” FML
Mon Jun 22

txtsfrmlstnght:

(610): Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want…to suck…your dick…

YOU KNOW, ME 2. except that woul dkill the mood

Sun Jun 21

txtsfrmlstnght:

(413): I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Fri Jun 19
(via thismightsuck)

(via thismightsuck)

Thu Jun 18
absoluticris: tumblarity cat says hai!

absoluticris:

tumblarity cat says hai!
Mon Jun 15
niamhnimrod: sevgilim: Too funny not to repost. :))

niamhnimrod:

sevgilim:

Too funny not to repost. :))
Wed Jun 10
fuckyeahdinosaurs: martinismocha: Hey, FY!Dinossss I got you somethin.

fuckyeahdinosaurs:

martinismocha:

Hey, FY!Dinossss I got you somethin.
Mon Jun 8
“ We will have equal rights for all. Except blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Jews, gays, women, Muslims. Uhmm… Everybody who’s not a white man. And I mean white white. So no Italians, no Polish, just people from Ireland, England, and Scotland. But only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland. Just full blooded whites. No, you know what? Not even whites. Nobody gets any rights. Ahhh… America. Family Guy